Is the Tax Poem a Joke?
Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table at which he’s fed.
Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts
Anyway!
Tax his cow, Tax his goat ,Tax his pants, Tax his coat.
Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.
Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass.
Tax all he has Then let him know That you won’t be done Till he has no dough.
When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till
He’s good and sore.
Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he’s laid.
When he’s gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax, Airline Surcharge Tax, Airline Fuel Tax, Airport Maintenance Tax, Building Permit Tax, Cigarette Tax, Corporate Income Tax, Death Tax, Dog License Tax, Driving Permit Tax, Environmental Tax (Fee), Excise Taxes, Federal Income Tax, Federal Unemployment (UI), Fishing License Tax, Food License Tax, Gasoline Tax, Gross Receipts Tax, Health Tax, Hunting License Tax, Hydro Tax, Inheritance Tax, Interest Tax, Liquor Tax, Luxury Tax, Marriage License Tax, Medicare Tax, Mortgage Tax, Personal Income Tax, Property Tax, Poverty Tax, Prescription Drug Tax, Provincial Income and sales tax, Real Estate Tax, Recreational Vehicle Tax, Retail Sales Tax, Service Charge Tax, School Tax, Telephone Federal Tax, Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes, Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax, Vehicle License Registration Tax, Vehicle Sales Tax, WaterTax, Watercraft RegistrationTax, Well Permit Tax, Workers Compensation Tax, — and in 2010 the HST
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, & the nation of canada was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mom was able to stay home and raise the kids.
The Moral of the story is that we now suffer from what I call Tax Fatigue. There are so many different forms of taxes that we go along with because we think ‘that’s just the way it is’ and surrender. Or do we give up?












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